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WHERE DA HOOD AT
Monaco
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Current Residence: Minneapolis, Minnesota, US.
Operating System: Endocrine.
Shell of choice: Conch.
Wallpaper of choice: Victorian.
Skin of choice: Drow.
  • Mood: Sociable
  • Listening to: the wind of change
  • Reading: between the lines
  • Watching: paint dry
  • Playing: games with my heart
  • Eating: you up
  • Drinking: away my sorrows
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other,
"Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?"
The other replies,
"Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him."
So that night he did and God replied,
"You are what you are."
The next day he said to the other zebra,
"I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are."
The second zebra responds,
"You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."

It's funny!

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:iconjay-allen-hansen:
Jay-Allen-Hansen Jun 12, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
heyo sexy lady!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconbirthdays:
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's January 23rd which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love:

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The Birthdays Team
This note was sent to you by =icesis (I hope you had a very special birthday! I'm very sorry for the late post!)
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:iconseimisstake:
Happy birthday to you!!! :iconhugfiveplz:
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:iconisnowfairy:
iSnowFairy Jan 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy happy birthday!~ ^^ I hope you had a great one!~ (: And some cake for you!~ :iconcaekplz:
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:iconice-or-fire:
Hello!:iconbummyballoonplz:
Happy early birthday!
May this year be your best ever!
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:iconsword-of-grayskull:
Do you mind if I ask why you put your Sacred Heart painting in storage? I felt the need to look at it tonight and saw it was gone.
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:iconice-or-fire:
Hello!:iconpandaballoonplz:
Happy early birthday!
Hope you have a good one!
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:iconomina:
Yo!

Just dropping by to bug ya!
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:iconmomo-deary:
Momo-Deary Mar 30, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Hello! :wave:
I stumbled across your gallery through your Jane and Gunther pick~
I really like it, and can't figure out why it hasn't been viewed more!!! I love it!
I'm totally watching you! :hug:
Keep it up~! :aww:
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:icondoctorpontouf:
Wow, it's really nice to get these comments every once in awhile, Thanks~! This really brightened my day. :3
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